Total Medals Earned: 181 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,275 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (225/500 points)
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/280 points)
Defeat the dark ruler of the Enigmata.
Defeat the first minion of Genu.
Defeat the dark force that lurks in Alaana.
Defeat the metaforce ship that guards the Deadly 4.
Defeat the creator of Genu.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (55/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 13/23 (160/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (115/240 points)
Complete the tutorial
Complete all tasks at Haven 1.
Complete all tasks at Haven 2
Collect a part of a BattleCore
Complete the Campaign
Win a Skirmish battle on hard difficulty
Get a total achievement score of 30.000
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/65 points)
Beat all beginner missions.
Beat all easy missions.
Beat all medium missions.
Beat all hard missions.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (85/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 5/20 (70/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Crush an angry ground creature
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)